So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
holy shiT CAN WE TRADE DENTISTS PLS
I assume you’ve already seen this, but just in case you haven’t, they have this series of mildly passive aggressive politeness reminders on the trains in Japan. This one reads “your seat should only be as wide as your bottom, not the width of your spread legs.” Words to live by.
Urgent memo to all men riding buses, trains, and in all public seating areas: “Your seat should only be as wide as your bottom, not the width of your spread legs.”
cat in google street view
Ed Sheeran - 130519 Twitter Update!
If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.
Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
These pigeons are more fashionable than I am.
nicki in the background
Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone
me at sleepovers
Japanese Food Party :D
"When Ramen is good, life is good." Aside from ramen, I like music, art, movies, Asian stuff, cute stuff, awesome stuff, cool stuff, random stuff... So stuff in general. Well, stuff that's gooooooooooood.
Anyway, Larix is the name.
And I'm Asian. NOYPI!
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"Don't let the palette limit you." - lvp. (: